Archive for February, 2008

jaynova internet guitar school: Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

Posted in Cover Songs, Music on 27 February 2008 by jason

Ok, folks; here I am singing “Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley. Comment, tear me apart, give me constructive criticism. I can take it.

More snow, more teeth…

Posted in Conspiracies, Education on 26 February 2008 by jason

Well, here I am at Panera, using their internet when I should be at work. Classes are canceled because of the weather. I don’t know…I was out in it, and it seemed fine to me; the roads are clear, the air is cold, but not unbearable…I’ve seen worse. So, one more day of not getting paid.

As far as my teeth go, I went to the dentist, and at first he couldn’t find any sign of anything wrong. He said that the symptoms I had weeks ago were all consistent with an abscess, but the x-rays showed no sign of anything. However, by comparing the x-ray to a previous x-ray, the abscess was visible, just camouflaged. There’s no decay, no real sign of anything wrong, but a sensitivity test confirmed that the nerves are dying or dead. The tooth has to go.

The worse news, for me anyway, is that the x-ray shows a wisdom tooth. I have been telling people that I am a mutant because I don’t have wisdom teeth. It turns out that I don’t have wisdom teeth, but I do have wisdom tooth. Just one, impacted on the upper-left side. I’m still a mutant, but not as cool. This changes my identity somewhat.

What I’ve Been Listening to: Darnielle Binge Edition

Posted in Music on 26 February 2008 by jason

Well, over the past month, I’ve bought a total of 6 CD’s, which I really couldn’t afford.  Oh well, it’s just money, right?  Anyway, I’ve been on a John Darnielle/Mountain Goats Binge lately, but before we get to that, here’s some other things I’ve been listening to:

Black Sheep Boy/Black Sheep Boy Apprentice-Okkervil River-This is a great album, in the truest sense of the word. Nothing feels like it’s been just thrown on here; everything fits.  It’s concept album, even if the "narrative" isn’t as straight forward is in other concept albums.  The "Black Sheep Boy"  turns up in the eponymous song, as well as in "In a Radio Song," "So Come Back, I am Waiting", and in the Appendix’s "Black Sheep Boy #4," and "Another Radio Song."  All the aforementioned are great,(ESPECIALLY "Another Radio Song"), as is "For Real", and "Get Big."  You always hurt the one you love.  Get it if you like indie rock, or if you like alt-country and your name’s not J.A.Y.S.O.N.

Eban and Charley Soundtrack-Stephin Merritt-Stephin Merritt of the Magnetic Fields scores this film and does the soundtrack duties.  If I have one complaint about this, it’s that at roughly 37 minutes, it’s much too short.  Actually, if I have two complaints, the second would be that only 6 out of the 16 tracks on this disc have lyrics (which are my favorite part of anything by Merritt).  Still, as a score, it’s interesting, and as an album, it had "My Little Ukelele", which is a great song.  If you are a fan of Merritt’s work, get it used (I paid $5.00); if you are not familiar, get a Magnetic Fields album (Like i or 69 Love Songs).  If you are familiar with Merritt’s work, then you must be a fan. 

Vampire Weekend-Vampire Weekend- Vampire weekend rock out with an interesting mix of new-wave nostalgia and Afro-Caribbean beats.  OK, I know fuck-all about Afro-Caribbean beats, but I haven’t read a review of this band that hasn’t included some variation of the phrase (sometimes ommitting the Caribbean part), so I thought I’d get it out of the way.  Anyway, this is good stuff.  "Oxford Comma" has become one of my favorite songs to sing in the shower, "A-Punk" sounds not like a new-wave pastiche, but rather EXACTLY like an 80’s new-wave song.  It’s all good here, though "One (Blake’s Got a New Face)" sounds a little too much like Sting-meets-They Might Be Giants.  Highlights are "Oxford Comma" (obviously), "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" and "M79."  What should you skip?  Well, here’s a hint: I’m not a Sting fan.  The vocals on the whole album are smooth; this is what Maroon 5 might sound like if they didn’t suck.


None Shall Pass-Aesop Rock-What?  You like rap, but you’re turned off by the lack of intelligence rap music that’s played on the radio has?  Well, Aesop Rock is the MC for you; He has an Bachelor’s degree in English (according to the Wikipedias)!  Seriously, though, very good rap album that, besides featuring such great songs as "Bring Back Pluto," "Catacomb Kids," and "39 Thieves," also features the lead singer of The Mountain Goats (John Darnielle) on "Coffee."  I’ll admit it: I only got this because I’m slowly becoming a Mountain Goats completist (I WILL find a copy of Taboo VI: The Homecoming!), but it’s a great album to listen to while working out ("None Shall Pass" is a great song to run to).

We Shall All Be Healed-The Mountain Goats-What can I say?  I loves me a concept album!  This one is about Darnielle’s meth-using friends from his teenage years.  It’s filled with feelings of invincibility and realizations of the opposite.  If I had to pick a least favorite track, it would be "Letter from Belgium," though it’s not a bad song.  The highlights would have to be "Palmcorder Yajna," "The Young Thousands," "Your Belgium Things," "Quitto," "Home Again, Garden Grove," and "Against Pollution."  I swear that the chords for "Cotton" are the same ones in the Velvet Underground’s "Rock and Roll."  WSABH is a great album, though I think I preferred The Mountain Goats’ 2005 release, The Sunset Tree, to this one. Mostly-accoustic-folk-rock, this is. 

Heretic Pride-The Mountain Goats-I’m still digesting this one, as I got it on Friday night (it just came out last Tuesday), but I’m really digging it so far.  The first single (see video in a previous post), "Sax Rohmer # 1" is one of my favorite Mountain Goats’ songs, as are "Heretic Pride," the rocking "Lovecraft in Brooklyn" (featuring one of my favorite lines: "I woke up afraid of my own shadow/Like, genuinely afraid"), and "So Desparate", a song that I can relate to all too well.  As much as I love this album, "Tianchi Lake" and "How to Embrace a Swamp Monster"seem a little trite compared to the rest of the album.  Still, I always say that if an album has 3 great songs, it’s worth the purchase; this album has at least 8 great songs, and a few really good ones.  I’d have no problem letting someone listen to this album as an introduction to the band.


Advanced Mixtapology

Posted in Cover Songs, Music, otter on 18 February 2008 by jason

I made the otter another Mixtape for Valentine’s Day. She says that it’s the best one, but I’m still proud of the first one. Here’s the track listing:

New York City-They Might Be Giants
I’m Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon to Your Star-The Boy Least Likely To
Love-John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band
Hotel Yorba-The White Stripes
Into My Arms-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
I’ll Be Your Baby Tonight-Bobby Darin (Bob Dylan Cover)
The Window Song-The Mountain Goats
Dance Tonight-Paul McCartney
I’m Tongue-Tied-The Magnetic Fields
Absolute Beginners-David Bowie
Another First Kiss-They Might Be Giants
Of Angels and Angles-The Decemberists
Asleep on a Sunbeam-Belle and Sebastian

Here’s a previous tape. (The one I’m most proud of!)
Here’s another.
This one’s from a race I ran in.

Stuff I’m Excited About

Posted in Movies, Music on 17 February 2008 by jason

The new Mountain Goats album, Heretic Pride, which comes out Tuesday.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!!!!!

Iron Man!

Ninja Kitty-Full Version

Posted in Writing on 13 February 2008 by jason

This is the full version of the cartoon that I wrote for My Very Own Adventure, Ninja Kitty. I’ve been told that this is the video that the company shows potential clients as the best example of what they do because it’s written so well, the kid’s actions are rad, and something about me being the god of writing. Just call me Thoth. Anyway, here it is!

Listen to the band!

Posted in Cover Songs, Music on 13 February 2008 by jason

I’ve been watching a lot of videos on youtube lately. You know…looking for music I haven’t heard, watching videos of bands I like, etc…

Anyway, here are some videos for you! Enjoy!

The Mountain Goats-Sax Rohmer #1

This is off their forthcoming album Heretic Pride

Vampire Weekend-Oxford Comma (live)

From MTV’s Brand Spanking New Sessions

And, because it is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen…
David Hasselhoff-Hooked on a Feeling

Day three.

Posted in Education, Rambling on 13 February 2008 by jason

Today is the third day in a row that my job has been closed due to weather. Personally, I think someone in administration is being a baby. I mean, this is Ohio; you’re going to get some bad weather. If you shut down every time the weather dips down near 0, which it didn’t, you’ll never get anything done.

Good news is that my mouth had miraculously stopped hurting, though the weird taste I woke up with makes me think that I had an abscess that popped, so I was probably drinking pus all night. And when you can say “The good news is that I’ve been drinking pus…”

Fucking teeth.

Posted in Education, Rambling, video games on 12 February 2008 by jason

Well, today, my work (a local college) was closed for the second day in a row due to weather, which means that I don’t get paid for Monday or Tuesday. I was doing all this extra work to get ahead, but now I’m just breaking even. That is, I’m breaking even if I don’t go to the dentist.

This is also where it is fortunate that I had the day off: I didn’t sleep last night. At all. My tooth is throbbing so bad that it’s all I can think about. Unfortunately, because of these two days off, I can’t afford to do anything about it. So, I probably have an abcess, and I probably will just have to suffer through it until the infection goes to my heart and kills me. Yay American health care!

On the plus side, the day off let me beatt the Resevior Dogs video game on XBox. Pretty easy game, concidering I beat it on normal difficulty, and got the best ending, in a total of about 5 hours, while suffering through this tooth thing.

I’m not proofreading this entry; I’m going home to try to get some sleep.

Aesop Rock feat. John Darnielle

Posted in Music on 10 February 2008 by jason

Everyone needs to watch this video. It’s rapper Aesop Rock singing “Coffee.” The guy at the end (who I think looks a little like me) is John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats, one of my favorite bands. Watch it NOW!